FBI Quietly Forms Secretive Net Surveillance Unit
Holy fuck.
Are you shitting me with this? You’ve got to be; nobody would try to be this stupid and invasive.
…Would they?
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Played this a few times…it is essentially Apples to Apples with a bite
I have played this with family while intoxicated and outdoors within earshot of small children. I approve of this game.
It hurt a lot.
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me:
did it hurt?
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person:
what
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me:
when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
- person:
AMERICA FOR BEST INTERNET
HERE WE GO AGAIN
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1:
What eye color do you find sexiest?
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2:
White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
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3:
If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
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4:
Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
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5:
Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
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6:
What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
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7:
Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
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Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
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Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
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10:
Pirates or ninjas? Why?
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11:
Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
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Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
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13:
If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
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14:
What's your most favorite part of your body?
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What's your most favorite part of your personality?
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Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
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Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
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Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
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19:
What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
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Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
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Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
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22:
Which continents have you been on?
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Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
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Backpacks or satchels?
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25:
Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
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26:
What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
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27:
If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
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28:
If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
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29:
Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
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The latest you've ever slept?
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31:
Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
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32:
Do you pick at scabs?
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Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
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34:
How far can you throw a baseball?
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35:
If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
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Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
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37:
Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
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A relationship with love or one with sex?
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Do you eat enough vegetables?
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40:
Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
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41:
Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
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Do you swear in front of your parents?
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Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
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If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
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Do you want to get married? Have kids?
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Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
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City or nature person?
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48:
Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
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49:
Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
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Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
I Write Like...
I write like H.P. Lovecraft, based on the text in this post of mine. Oddly appropriate, I think.
Imagine if I used literally any other post of mine on this site, though. Jesus.
And based on the text in this post of mine and my response portion in this post as well, I write like David Foster Wallace. I don’t know if it’s appropriate. Sounds more like flattery. According to this and this post, I write like Cory Doctorow.
One of my other posts also made it say I write like Wallace. I don’t even know who the guy is. :I
is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.
I’m gonna do it.
I’m gonna make Loki stand trial in Asgard.
I Write Like...
I write like H.P. Lovecraft, based on the text in this post of mine. Oddly appropriate, I think.
Imagine if I used literally any other post of mine on this site, though. Jesus.
This whole photoset just goes to show that Thomas Edison was the Steve Jobs of the early 1900s. And I mean that in the worst conceivable way.
(Source: theoatmeal.com)
