foxadhd:

Easter falls on 4/20 this year!

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immafuknbeast:

get-muscle-n-hustle:

fightblr:

lissetteparedes:

trevorsolina:

soaur:

burqalicious:

phycso:

What the fck I’m squeaking

NO NOO nO onOOO

Reblogging so I remember to make ALL of these…

God bless America.

I can’t

PIZZA NACHOS!!!

I may or may not do all of these in one cheat meal.

Reblog going to offend Jae

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erumaren-ainulindale:

jackthevulture:

yaoi-cthulhu:

devilishkurumi:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

wow they condensed everything i hate about john green’s writing in one minute this is amazing(ly awful)

I need another drink.

just

jUST?

just

i just

I JUST

I just wow

I would hit him.

I would actually hit him.

eeee-eeehhhhhhhhhh *shuddering*

That word doesn’t mean what you think it means, Teen Romance Novel Character #17478.

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m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

RALEIGH: Broad teacher pay hike unlikely, NC political leaders say | State Politics | NewsObserver.com

[McCrory-is-a-piece-of-shit’ing intensifies]

mypatronusisyou:

mypatronusisyou:

leafmotif:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

FRIENDS IF YOU FIND ONE OF THESE FUCKING HELL DO NOT DETONATE IT YOURSELF.

CALL THE FUCKING POLICE PLEASE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

this reminds me of that little shit from the Butterfly Effect

why do white boys exist

Millennials shunned Hillary in 2008. Her shadow campaign won't let it happen again.

>implying I’ll ever vote for a neo-liberal shitheel who still subscribes to “trickle-down” economics

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

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theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]