I think my body has just gotten used to getting... →
kylicjelly-liked-it-hard-and: knightofarboria: pnlemily: I fell asleep at 9:30, now its 1:51…and I’m awake. The room that I sleep in at my mom’s electricity decided I dont need it and shut off…so I’m using an extension cord to charge my phone. :/ I might just go read in the kitchen. I kind of wanna finish The Autobiography of Malcolm X… Nothing is as bad as HughesNet. NOTHING. :I ...
shteffilove asked: If aliens came to earth today, what parts of our society would you be proud and/or ashamed of?
Insert clever title here.: I think my body has... →
pnlemily: I fell asleep at 9:30, now its 1:51…and I’m awake. The room that I sleep in at my mom’s electricity decided I dont need it and shut off…so I’m using an extension cord to charge my phone. :/ I might just go read in the kitchen. I kind of wanna finish The Autobiography of Malcolm X… Nothing is as bad as HughesNet. NOTHING. :I
Omegle: Land of a Thousand Penises
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
opinionatedsuburbanite: I like this. Every single one of you should do this. I, too, enjoy confessions.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade; make life take the lemons...– Cave Johnson, Portal 2
lap-yak asked: Hey, I saw your comment on the unfollow gif post. Are you familiar with the concept of white privilege? It can be really misleading to hear statements like that but privilege refers to the often unseen ways in which the world has advantages for certain groups (say, white people) over others (other races in this example). Employment, higher education, and many social institutions favor whites over...
Tracking the “forever alone” tag. Why.
Reblog if you're ending the year single.
thecitieslights: millyprime: definitelyevil: sister-severus: merlin-in-the-tavern: takeme-toglasgow: memorize-every-moment: katiebug445: Just like I started it! Single since March. Like a boss. Single since the day I was born. ^ THIS! Wait, there’s some other state than single? So over 33,000 of us on Tumblr are single. Why haven’t we all just paired up? I don’t...
babykudzu: sketchlock: ladynorthstar: diddlesandaprostates: bampire: strangah: joonyong: “he’s so sexy!!!! I wanna rape hi-“ HOW ABOUT. ‘I am not homophobic but-‘ “I don’t hate fat people but-“ “I don’t hate skinny people but-“ “I don’t hate trans people but-“ “I’m not racist but-“ ಠ_ಠ Basically this. “If you are white, you have privile-“
10 Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable... →
I am a sucker for this material, shut up. Mamihlapinatapei (Yagan, an indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego): The wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start. Yuanfen(Chinese): A relationship by fate or destiny. This is a complex concept. It draws on principles of predetermination in Chinese culture, which dictate...
OINK! Imma virgin! wait...: scyko: i’m regular... →
scyko: i’m regular joking.: Zuckerberg Warns Facebook Users to Stop Ranting About Finals chriscarsonkurt: PALO ALTO, CA – Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO and President of Facebook, has stated publicly this week that he is “extremely pissed off” about the amount of Facebook posts and… >mfw Zuckerburg doesn’t understand the point of his own website
This is what reporters actually believe →
>Below, an Occupy Oakland demonstrator wears a tent and an “Anonymous” mask during the action. >a tent and an “Anonymous” mask >”Anonymous” mask >I am a fucking retarded tool, please rape my face.
I push my fingers into my eyes...: PSA →
shteffilove: missswoonypants: richytomm: for the guys of tumblr. I’ve seen a lot of cock pics on here for various submissions and the like. Guys trim yo shit. Please. You expect women to do it and you got George of the fucking jungle swinging in your pubes. Seriously? Wtf? Not saying shave it… THIS. If I’m about to have sex and the dude takes his pants off in front of me and his junk...
cicadagod asked: ah thanks dude.
Derp: In his “Welcome to the Internet” picture, he... →
rubymight: In his “Welcome to the Internet” picture, he wrote this edit on DA. Edit: In response to all those writing me long detailed essays about how wrong this comic and opinion is… Thank You for proving my point. You guys rock. I love you all. -TomPreston Yes, because those who take the time… I’d like to personally thank Dobson for proving everybody else’s point: that...
when my mom's in my room and she's touching all my...
This fate could have been avoided if Mom had a Sassy Cat Friend.
The Bad: Shitty geology exam I waited for twenty minutes for some chimp to open up the game room so that I could get my OneCard, which I left in there two days ago by mistake. This person never showed up. The Good: G.T.’s kombucha
Wait, I want to bang that hot chick over there, but she says she’s...– Every male WoW roleplayer
szejo asked: Hi! Remember me? You reblogged my post about Hughesnet. I wanted to update you that the service has gotten even worse. It's slower, goes out more often, and when I posted a negative review on dslreports they throttled my connection even more and drained my bucket. The good news is, I found out that Millenicom is available in my area. A former Hughesnet victim sent me a modem for free and I...
No, Professor Cahoon, not everybody in your class is a history major who gives a rat’s ass about this shit. STOP ACTING LIKE IT.
Reblog if you're a virgin.
THE NOTES!!?!?! Sweet Jesus. WE’RE ANGELS! We’re so innocent like unicorns! ^.^ I AM THE UNICORN.