Who is Robert Stanford?
And why do I keep getting his phone calls? I’m dead serious. Charter has called me three times now asking for him. I’ve told them each and every time that they’ve got the wrong number, and they still keep calling. And just now, I got a call from someone way the fuck out in Illinois. Was this Robert Stanford guy a deadbeat business associate or what?
Weeaboo Stories: Totally Put Me Off Hetalia For... →
weaboostories: This happened about a couple of weeks ago, and I had just finished sewing and preparing for my Pirate!Spain cosplay for the con. I was pretty excited since the last time I went, I had an awesome time with a few of my friends……Okay so maybe last year wasn’t all to great since my prop for my KHR… I am now completely turned off by the idea of cosplaying. Thank you, Weeaboo...
The PATRIOT Act has been extended for another four... →
pianycist: Library records. LIBRARY RECORDS. WHAT THE FUCK. Welp. If people weren’t already convinced not to vote for Obama in 2012, they should be now.
Geez I haven't posted in days
What with all of this business going on at home and me being at my brother’s place for a few days and this NEW PHONE I GOT and all manner of things that invariably hold my attention. You’ve drifted away from me, Tumblr.
shteffilove asked: Do bald men wash their head with shampoo or soap?
shteffilove asked: WHY DOES MY PEE SMELL LIKE CEREAL?!
Anonymous asked: What do you generally think about when you jerk it. That TMI enough for your nigger face?
Please give me excuses to reveal way too much... →
Video Game Nostalgia: PSN already hacked again! →
videogamenostalgia: Just 2 days after coming online, Eurogamer and Nyleveia both revealed a hacker’s ability to breach and change your password by using your birthday and security question answer (both being obtained by the original hack). Right after Sony implemented new security measures, security has… Welp, sounds like Sony took a shortcut and didn’t actually fix anything....
Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have...– Dr. Thaddius Venture, The Venture Bros.
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Ask me things without a care! →
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Day the Last: The Final Hour
Well, readers, here we are at last…day 30 of this harrowing 30 day challenge. It’s been a long road we’ve walked to reach this point. There’s a whole lot I want to say, but I’m not quite sure how to go about saying it. But I think this whole thing got started whe- (3 hours pass. Also there was a training montage.) Anyway, in summary, highs and lows of these last...
Day 29: GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL...
I’m pretty disappointed, because I don’t have a whole lot of goals I’m reaching toward right now. Right now, I’m just making sure I can pay for summer classes, and that I’m going to do well in said summer classes. Because, you know, what would the point be otherwise? And I’m looking into getting a new phone and a better service than fucking Tracfone. I hate...
Slacking Off: A 30 Day Challenge Double-Feature!
Day 27: I got 99 problems… And a bitch usually ends up being all of them I like to think I live a fairly problem-free existence, considering I’m hated by professors, students, and other wastes of oxygen alike. Yes, there’s the issue of HughesNet being my ISP, the fact that I can’t drive because I can’t afford the auto insurance I need to get my license, the various...
Day 26: Fatal Attraction
First and foremost, honesty is a quality I always have and always will admire in a person. Even if I end up not liking you, I can at the very least respect you for not trying to sugar-coat the truth or outright lie, regardless of what the subject at hand might be. Secondly, one must understand that I am drawn to a joke, no matter how macabre or crude in nature, like a fat kid is drawn to the...
What's this talk about another 4chan and tumblr...
Just a bunch of baseless concern over a bunch of fat, neckbearded script-kids who couldn’t “hack” a tumblr account if you did so much as give them the password yourself. Nothing to see here, move along.
Day 25: The Apple of My Eye (?)
One person who has always interested me, you ask? Well, it’s hard to pinpoint just one person…but since the name of the game is to focus on one, I’m going to have to pick Adam Sandler, I guess, if for no other reason than that he used to star in some really solid comedies, but in recent years, the quality has really been nosediving. He’s still a funny guy, but he’s...
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
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To My AT&T Brethren →
Now you can bend over and take bandwidth caps right up the tailpipe, just like I do every day! These companies are seriously pissing me off with how much money they keep trying to squeeze out of people in new, frustrating ways.
Day 24: Moviephiles Anonymous
Let me be honest with you, good people of Tumblr: I love the hell out of Spaceballs. What may appear to be a simple, straightforward parody of Star Wars and Star Trek is truly a work of genius by Mel Brooks that few film-makers today can ever hope to replicate. Today, cinemas are filled with trash like Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, all shameless and poorly written attempts at satire,...
Day 23: Celebrity Man Brigade
Pictures of five male celebrities? You bet’cha! JOKE’S ON YOU, NONE OF THEM ARE ATTRACTIVE. 1. Jim Carrey 2. Ryan Stiles 3. Colin Mochrie 4. Gary Busey 5. Ryan Seacrest
Day 22: CH-CH-CHANGES
Two years is a damn long span of years, I guess, right? Well, not really, but I’ve changed ever so slightly in the time that has passed. Am I using the word “slightly” as a form of thinly veiled sarcasm? Let’s find out! For one, these last two years, more than any other time in my life, have made me seriously re-evaluate my general attitude toward women. Now, don’t...
Day 21: HEY MOM WHAT'S ON T.V.
I’m probably one of only five or so people who actually liked Drawn Together when it was still on the air. I’m serious. Everyone else I’ve asked about it were either grossly offended by it or found the humor too immature and abrasive. No, fuck you, I loved that show, and you only didn’t like it because it wasn’t “right” to like jokes about black people...
Day 20: Grab Yourself Some Book-Learnin'
In this day and age, education is paramount to success. You can’t be a productive member of society without knowing the sum of 2+2, where babies come from, or how many times Huck Finn uses the n-word. Whether our government actually sees the value in education, however, remains to be seen. I want to tell you a short story about my English IV class in high school. You see, I had initially...